delivers sonic eargasms at the speed of fiber

 

All you need to decode the signal is:

1x pair of functioning ears 👂🏻

Do you meet the requirements?

If so, follow the instructions below*:

1. Take a deep breath and secure yourself to your favorite chair 💺

2. Put on a pair of high quality headphones 🎧

3. Pick a track below and hit play  ▶️

 * Studies show that ACALLO enhances the medicinal effects of THC

  1. All In Show Mix ACALLO 1:16
  2. Chamath For Governor ACALLO 1:37
  3. ARMCHAIR ACALLO 3:47

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*ACALLO has been approved by the FCC as an adrenal gland stimulant and has been rejected by WNBA as a hand lubricant.