acallo delivers sonic eargasms at the speed of fiber

All you need to decode the signal is:

1x pair of functioning ears 👂🏻

Do you meet the requirements?

If so, follow the instructions below*:

1. Take a deep breath and secure yourself to your favorite chair or car seat💺

2. Use a pair of high quality headphones or speakers 🎧

3. Pick a track below and hit play  ▶️

 * Studies show that ACALLO enhances the medicinal effects of THC

  1. NINA, PINTA, SANTA MARIA ACALLO 2:50
  2. MAMA I'M HAVING A BLAST ACALLO 2:29
  3. ASS MAN ACALLO 2:12
  4. HOTEL CALIFORNIA ACALLO 4:00
  5. LYRICAL LEMONADE ACALLO 2:08
  6. MILK WITH THE CAKE ACALLO 2:18
  7. ARMCHAIR ACALLO 3:47
  8. BY THE WINDOW ACALLO 3:22

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*ACALLO has been approved by the FCC as an adrenal gland stimulant and has been rejected by WNBA as a hand lubricant.